susiethemoderator:
“ ithotyouknew2:
“ bentleysoverboyfriends:
“ pettypia:
“ lloydlaflare:
“ thathighguy:
“ theblackbootyqueen:
“ elionking:
“ melonmemes:
“Round sponges
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They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…
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I dead ass thought they were...

susiethemoderator:

ithotyouknew2:

bentleysoverboyfriends:

pettypia:

lloydlaflare:

thathighguy:

theblackbootyqueen:

elionking:

melonmemes:

Round sponges

They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…

I dead ass thought they were cookies too though

His grandma looks like a cookie too

…..how would cookies give birth to a sponge

……How would cookies survive in the ocean

I too thought they were cookies

How the fuck does a cookie….?

I seriously can’t believe a whole generation thought Spongebob’s parents and Grandma were cookies….

(via spongebobssquarepants)

trashworldblog:

the thing about barbie is that it captures the exact feeling of growing up as a girl. you begin with thinking everything is perfectly pink, that you are perfect, until.

until someone stares at you.

until you compare yourself to others.

until you feel the fear of aging.

until someone assults you.

until someone makes you feel unsafe.

until you notice the horrors of the world around you.

until you want to crawl into a hole where no one will look at you.

until you feel like you can do nothing at all.

and you have to find ways to stop these things. these things that you can not change, and barely influence.

and you think nothing in the world is fixable. you arent fixable.

until you see friends laugh together.

until you have a nice moment with a stranger.

until you look at the beauty of nature.

until you talk about these issues with others.

until you find community.

until you find yourself.

and then the world starts looking a little pinker again.

(via lookingforthelegs)

despazito:

ciswomenofficial:

fancyson:

conarcoin:

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this is the best sentence ever typed

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

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Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

(via t-key-la)


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